Chris Rock mocks Amber Heard for pooping in Johnny Depp's mattress

‘Imagine all ladies, imagine all ladies… besides Amber Heard,’ comic joked after actress’ alleged defecation incident

On this handout picture supplied by A.M.P.A.S., Chris Rock is seen backstage in the course of the 94th Annual Academy Awards at Dolby Theatre on March 27, 2022 in Hollywood, Calif. Photograph by Handout /A.M.P.A.S. through Getty Photographs

Comic Chris Rock says allegations that Amber Heard pooped in a mattress she shared with ex-husband Johnny Depp isn’t any laughing matter.

Throughout a standup set in London final week, Rock, 57, joked that it’s essential to take a lady’s declare of home abuse severely, except Heard is the one making the allegations.

“Believe all women, believe all women… except Amber Heard,” Rock stated, in response to Fox News. “What the f— is she on? She s— in his bed! She’s fine, but she’s not s—ting fine. She s— in his bed. Once you s— in someone’s bed, you just guilty of everything. … What the f— is going on there? Wow. And they had a relationship after that. It must be amazing p—-. … I’ve been with some crazy bitches but Goddammit.”

Throughout his testimony in his defamation trial in opposition to Heard, Depp alleged that his ex or one in every of her buddies “dropped a grumpy” of their marital mattress after an argument erupted over his tardiness for her thirtieth birthday celebration in April 2016. The actor claims he left their apartment in downtown Los Angeles for an additional residence within the Hollywood Hills after she turned indignant with him.

Amber Heard speaks to her legal team during the Depp vs Heard defamation trial in Fairfax, Va., April 28, 2022. — Amber Heard speaks to her authorized staff in the course of the Depp vs Heard defamation trial in Fairfax, Va., April 28, 2022. Photograph by Michael Reynolds /Getty Photographs

The following day, Depp, 58, was proven a pic despatched by his housekeeper. “It was a photograph of our bed,” Depp testified. “And on my side of the bed was human fecal matter.”

He continued, “My initial response to that was … I laughed … It was so bizarre and so grotesque that I could only laugh.”

In a while, when talking in regards to the incident, “Amber Turd,” as Depp referred to her, “tried to blame it on the dogs” — Pistol and Boo.

“They’re teacup Yorkies. They weigh about 4 pounds each. The photograph that I saw — I lived with those dogs for many years. I picked up their funk. It was not the dogs.”

Johnny Depp testifies during his defamation trial against his ex-wife Amber Heard at the Fairfax County Circuit Courthouse in Fairfax, Va., April 20, 2022. — Johnny Depp testifies throughout his defamation trial in opposition to his ex-wife Amber Heard on the Fairfax County Circuit Courthouse in Fairfax, Va., April 20, 2022. Photograph by EVELYN HOCKSTEIN/POOL /AFP through Getty Photographs

Starling Jenkins, a member of Depp’s safety staff, stated he mentioned the incident with Heard, 36, as he drove her to Coachella after the pair had their explosive alternate following the birthday celebration.

“We had a conversation pertaining to the surprise she left in the boss’ bed prior to leaving the apartment, Jenkins said.

When Jenkins clarified that the “surprise” he spoke of was in truth fecal matter within the couple’s mattress, he stated that Heard described the poop as “a horrible practical joke gone wrong.”

Elsewhere in his standup set, Rock joked about getting slapped by Will Smith on the Academy Awards in March after he made a joke in regards to the King Richard star’s spouse, Jada Pinkett Smith.

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“I’m OK, if anybody was wondering,” Rock stated, in response to Fox News. “I got most of my hearing back.”

However don’t count on him to handle in regards to the incident anytime quickly. “I’m not going to talk about it right now. I’ll get to it eventually … on Netflix.”

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